Tag Archives: California

A Conversation with the Verizon Phone Rep

Verizon Phone Rep: “Can you please give us the tracking number for the Fios equipment you returned?” Me: “You mean the tracking number on the preprinted and prepaid label that you sent to us?” Verizon: “We sent you a label?” … Continue reading

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Life in Southern California: Whole Foods Edition

The Argument: The Rebuttal: The Decision:

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Jackson & Jackson, Airport Security!

After the TSA, the last line of defense at Los Angeles International Airport this Christmas was… …Jackson & Jackson, Airport Security!  

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Overheard While Sweeping the Stairs

“Give me your password, young man.”  “No!”  “You give me your password right now.”  “No!”  “Give me your password, or you’re grounded.”  “[password]”  “That’s your password?! You are so grounded!”

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A Bucket Full of Cusacks

Anyone need a bucket full of John Cusack Halloween decorations? Anyone?

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Five Weeks Ago Tonight

Five weeks ago tonight, I was lucky enough to be in the audience watching these guys… Thursday nights just have not been the same for me since.

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Path of Travel

If only the rest of my life could be so clearly marked…

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Spumante, with Hello Kitty and Elvis

It’s amazing, the things you find down at the local 99 Ranch Market… The only thing that even comes close was a long-ago road trip through the California desert, when my wife and I met a two-dimensional cardboard Elvis… Wonder how … Continue reading

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I Only Drank The One

Really. I swear.

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How the Bingle Spent the Fourth

“Make the fireworks stop, Dad! For the love of Sky Bingle, make them stop!”

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